There once was a boy from Kentucky,
who was always considered unlucky.
When he met with a girl
with the sweetest of curls,
he tripped and his face became mucky,
she said: “You’re too messy and yucky”,
and left with her diamonds and pearls.
Forty four words is really too much for limerick, but with a word like yucky I had to make an effort… somehow this fitted with Pigpen, the character from Peanuts. De hosts the Quadrille challenge at dVerse