Damn you Philistines,
woe you harlots of Gomorrah,
you kings and queens of sharp sodomic salt.
I wish upon you flocks of rabid locusts
nesting in your hair.
I send upon you itch from ants and gnats
from bulbs and bristles on your back.
I send you ash and sackcloth, snot
of apes and turd of swine.
May your pomegranates corrode.
May your semen and your ovaries turn cold.
May you compete as concubines for idiocracy.
May your voices be as rotting figs of winter.
I put upon your genitals my bane to cripple, burn
and ember into ash.
I found the Biblical curse generator, and I thought that sometimes it just feels good to utter some damnation on everything (and everyone) you think is bad. I link up this one to dVerse Open Link Night which opens at 9 PM CET.
November 11 – 2017