When Ruby met Berlusconi
he claimed her ID wasn’t a phony,
but the fact still remains: she was minor
off limits for Silvio’s wrinkly old wiener.
A second Clerihaw, for Gayle at dVerse. This time on politics and Sex. If you have forgotten the story of Ruby and Silvio, check out this link.
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September 15, 2016
Writing about living in two places (and times)
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Oh my gosh…well you did the perfect melding of political and sex…your favorite humorous topics. Whoo hoo!
And Silvio is the original… all the rest of them are just copycats….
Ha!
I’m glad he got off.
She was probably only like 17 and three-quarters. That’s rIDiculous.
Ha…
Did you see the footnote? Her age wasn’t the problem. Paying her was.
“Neither having sex with a person between the ages of 14–17 nor adult prostitution is illegal in Italy, but paying a person under 18 for sex is a crime punishable by up to three years imprisonment.”
Let’s move to Italy.
Ah.. I never read the details..
Just love this! What was SHE thinking?
6000 euro and jewelry I think…
Dude. He’s CUTE! Plus, he got her out of jail. You can’t go wrong with someone who repeatedly sav/e(or)s your ass. Or is it that you can ONLY go wrong …? I always get those two confused. 😛
He was 78 at the time
Ha ha ha. Awesome.
I was not familiar with the politics, but I got the picture just from reading the clerihew.
Bunga bunga was made famous after that.
Sex and politics, the eternal coalition of power exchange.
Is it really wrinkly?
Not that I care, you know.
It just seemed like such an intimate sort of detail – or sordid detail.
Randy
Yes, inquiring minds want to know. Do tell all, Bjorn.
(Excellent comment, Randy.)
🙂
Both hilarious and tragic….people do such strange things sometimes…where is the justice?
HA! B, you almost made me spit out my coffee. 😉
Somethings are definitely off limits!
blush, smirk,…..clever you! 🙂 Good one!
This is truly wicked. (Wickedly clever!)