I need an investment partner,
a gardener of bucks, deceptive
man of shadows, fraud.
I need your greed, your willingness
to cheat, accepting open bodies,
guts on desert sand.
I need an investment partner,
and in you I see my forger,
a man who trade ideals for
Panama accounts.
I need an investment partner,
I need your bank account,
to wash the blood from bills,
and still, you should believe
there is honor among thieves.
Izy want’s us to take a message from our smartphone and use in a poem at toads. My inbox is all work and no play. My mail inbox was equally boring until I found my spam filter, and boy there was a goldmine. Thank you Miss Qaddafi for the inspiration.

The dirty world of money and economic greed. Great piece, seemed to cut to the core of the matter. I sometimes how rigged the system is.
Wonder how *
I especially love your closing stanza!
Brilliant. I get those spams all the time. Sounds like a fun prompt–would love to find the time. And energy.
Spam it is ~ as I read your poem I couldn’t help thinking about the messy political goings-on and how money is running the whole show!
Guess I can’t blame it all on the money!
This one has some chops, Bjorn. It reminds me almost of a Talking Heads song in the way it questions and pokes, like it’s laughing at an inside joke with me. Well done and viva la!
I like the artistic way you turned spam into poetry!!
Spam…It always comes with a pitch for your dark side, greedy side…What a fitting “delete” for spam…turn its annoyance into marvelous poetry.
A spectacular ode to the present day travelling salesman, going email account to email account instead of door to door attempting to peddle their promises and lies.
Poetry off Spam now that’s cool
Much love…
I very socially relevant piece, I thought. More and more, it seems to me, that people of conscience are at a distinct disadvantage when it comes to the business of making money.
The con of spam is that it sells everything we sure wish were true. Would that there were investment partners as this. You named them well.
The dark catacombs of the spam folder. I am a 69 year old straight female. Daily I get offers from young ladies. Go figure.
Finally, a use for spam. LOL Good for you.
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