A courtesan from the streets of Beijing
was tutored and cultured to sing
but trying her luck
she still had to f**k
her teachers for making a living.
In York a madam named Ellen
was trading in “bushes and melons”
but not selling caprice
to a wanton police
closed her shop and made her a felon.
There once was a man from Kilkenny
who one night met a lady named Jenny
for her he was keen
but she wasn’t green
so with a smile he spent every penny.
Today we have limericks at dVerse. Frank is hosting and you are free to do it as you want.
April 27, 2017