Three’s what forms a crowd, it’s said
unwanted one’s unpaired from two,
You’ve never seen a threesomed bed
and marriage vows can work as glue
It’s making sense to close the door
pretend you’re sick and have the flu
your home’s a castle if you’re bored
it’s making sense to share with one
as long as you remain their lord.
and then beware, protect with guns
your property from curious guests
behind their smile are mind of Huns
and parasites much worse than pests
cause two’s enough to share a meal
and three’s a crowd to break the deal.
Today at toads, Hedge inspire us with the number three, and I could not refrain from being a little sarcastic today. To add to three I have written in terza rima.