“There is a dress-code here” he says,
looking at my designer-jeans,
and handmade Italian shoes
I look at his polyester suit,
feeling sweat trickling down my back.
I smile and realize – that I yawn.
“I understand” – smiling (did I brush my teeth?)
— a pungent smell of garlic
“Do you care for a cup of coffee?”
“Yes. please” – I feel a little better
the warm cup in my hand.
“And imagine that we’ve had
such a warm spring”
“Indeed, and soon it’s summer”
Silently I ask myself..
“Do I want to work here?”
“I have brought my CV”
I blurt out – hesitantly,
feeling a persistent itch – to leave
“You can leave it with my secretary”
a sudden edge – scratching at my ribs.
The coffee – suddenly tepid
bitter – at once feel – undrinkable
At that point – the interview:
“Sit down – when can you start?”
Today at dVerse MTB Claudia teaches us to write poetry with dialogue. I have not been to any jobinterviews like this. But sometimes this is how I would imagine it to start. Pub opens at 9 PM EST.
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May 9, 2014

I’ve DONE this… my first (and only) job till now, I loitered in, a 17 year old teenager in jeans and t-shirt, hair in disarray.. the only reason I’d been there was to drive a friend around to interviews, and maybe drop in my resume. They made me take the interview right then (I was really hopeless at the technical answers) and for some reason, offered me the job. I sensed the impending doom that would be my next three years at the job!
Loved this.. could perfectly relate…
Ha.. During the last few years I have probably been the guy in the polyester suit 🙂
Interesting reversal of roles in that the candidate is better dressed than the interviewer.
Actually it happens quite a lot.. I work among engineers
Excellent Bjorn, this is a great idea I look forward to trying my hand.
I know that Claudia and Brian does it quite a lot.. but my first effort
You did extra well.
Haha 🙂
indeed.. not always fun
Good piece, Bjorn. I suppose there are many different types of interviews. Your fictional interview sounded credible.
Susan
Thank you.. yes even though it has never been this bad.. I have been on both sides of the table.
Bjorn, this was pretty amusing. You do any drugs? W@ait till you see what I came up with for today.>KB
Drugs — no I have never inhaled.. 🙂 I look forward to your piece.-
It’s up already The Never are Meant to BE
Here’s the address.>KB
http://themirrorobscura.wordpress.com/2014/05/08/the-never-are-meant-to-be/
Interviewed many people they dressed up, me in my jeans and polo shirt and tennis shoes. I never liked doing it, telling someone they aren’t a good fit is a real downer.
I have never interviewed any too dressed down, way too many in their best clothes..
Job interviews aren’t fun at all (thankfully, I haven’t had to go to many!) I like the point where the person wonders, “Do I want to work here?”
I think I have had that feeling a few times.
I loved the touch about the taste of coffee in your mouth. Great use of metaphor!
As I read your poem I was thinking I’d hate to work in a place where the coffee is tepid and bitter and then realized that the coffee I drink every day at work is bitter, if not tepid.
In Sweden (as I’m sure you know) coffee is always the first thing offered…It’s almost like we can’t talk without coffee..
Dialogue is something I really struggle to write . . . I read it, and read it, but do you think I can write it! Love the comparisons in dress and how the coffee changes taste.
I feel the same.. really difficult…
ha. nice…the use of the coffee def adds a feeling to this….and feel the tension as well..the uncertainty sitting in that moment and…i used to teach interview skills at the bank…oy…ha…i have had some rather amusing interviews as well…
Yes,, I have primarily been sitting on the other side.. and have noted some interesting behaviors
You certainly have captured the awkward stressful feel of an interview….great writing Bjorn!!
I don’t think I have ever been to such interviews & I have done a lot ~ You captured the scene & agony for waiting for that interview ~ Well done Bjorn ~
oh that doesn’t feel at all like the right place to work… trust your inner voice…ha… a job interview can be a lot of stress… dunno… i always loved them – probably because i found it interesting to see a new place and talk to the people
and the question remains… did you stay or did you go?
Oh, this is good!
As an actor I had to face auditions, which is a whole different realm of interview. But I’ve had my share of your kind too. One spends so much time trying to psych-out the interviewer, it amazes me that anybody actually gets hired; so many uncontrollable factors; like writing poetry, right brother?
So the job, the job, where do we stand with the job
We once had a young girl come to our office for an interview dressed in leopard print – she called our CEO ‘love’! She didn’t get the job…. 🙂
I’m sure she didn’t really want it..
I did wonder – or if she was just oblivious! 🙂
The conversation feels a bit cold, a bit forced. That is the intention, I believe… smiles …
It’s indeed not a very comfortable situation 🙂
The exchange is palpable. The mood is very transient. Edgy. I’ve had conversations like this. Thankfully not in an interview situation.
Ugh..i hate job interviews and interviewing prospective employees..this piece reminds me of how happy i am that those days are long gone now..
And haha..all i own is several pair of Nike’s..shorts..and Walmart..Target themed ‘signature’ T-shirts…
Long gone too are the days of long pants…even when it’s 18 degrees in
Winter frost…amazing what the removal of stress will do..for the vitality of human life…
But anyway..Engineers are not a bad lot..they get the job done..without much social hassle usually as far as i’ve seen..in the Military Engineer way of life…in general no nonsense is what it’s all about..from what i remember back in those designing building days…looking at the inside from the outside..at least…
It’s a matter of taste and style, isn’t it? Fine imaginings.
A perfectly uncomfortable interview…well-written conversation. I laughed at the photo (don’t spill your coffee!)
Inspired…using a job interview for this poem. Everyone has a story about a job interview. Enjoyed the humour in this one.
Great job interview
dang – quite the culture clash ~
a wardrobe malfunction shouldn’t count much i think… awkward feeling poetically expressed 🙂
lovely simple conversation to express the till hesitant feeling
Wonderfully written I’ve not had one for years but having one today lol
Hmmm, I think I’ve been to some of those job interviews… awkward doesn’t begin to describe and I love your use of non-sequiturs in dialogue.
The dress code made me laugh! Ha…fun stuff.
With a designer suit and Italian shoes, you don’t need that job! Great conversation, Bjorn.
Interviews – all emotion comes with them, acceptance, rejection all topped with a handshake and smiling face…i can remember those emotions in your conversation….love the ending…bkm
Excellent Björn.
I have attended such interviews – not that my attire didn’t fit – more so I (knew) I didn’t fit.
Anna :o]
Cool….you know what that feels like and it comes through loud and clear, with a touch of humor. I like it.
from the very first line, this shows your humor, Bjorn – quite the interview! K
I think your narrator’s too good for this job. Like the change in coffee temp and flavour reflecting the change in mood. And very cleverly done that dialogue poem – a new one for me. 🙂
Yes, coffee can just turn to ashes when the setting isn’t right.
Well done.
An uncomfortable job interview: who can’t relate?! I really feel like that coffee is a prognosticator of how it’s going and how it will be in the future.
Oh those interviews…and senses on edge……even the coffee tastes different, yes
This is expertly wrought, Bjorn! I can imagine a job interview like this taking place – and yes, it is relatable. The person is constantly on the edge throughout the process and time feels like it has come to a stop.
Great poem, Bjorn! It doesn’t sound like he will enjoy the job, though. Lol!
Yvette M Calleiro 🙂
http://yvettemcalleiro.blogspot.com
Love the ending after the discomfort. Question is, would the job be worth it? You don’t sound like a polyester guy.
Haven’t had this kind of experience but it does sound very relatable.