We just received reports on the
apprehension of contraband con-
sisting of toys manufactured in
elfin North-pole sweatshops.
Police seeks information on the
whereabouts of Don “Santa” Claus,
suspected for fraud, racketeering
and drunk-driving.
Trifecta 33 word fun.. A merry Christmas to everyone.
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December 16, 2013

BAD Santa!! He gets a stocking full of coal this Christmas, and 10 years in the slammer;)
He has been running the scam for years.. the elfs are finally free… Lets support the elfin liberation front..
The rosy-red cheeks were a dead giveaway for the drinking. Free the Elves! Great work!
Thank you… You can’t imagine the conditions for the poor elfs..
Ha! They’re going to make an example out of him….
I think so too.
Too much! Great fun.
Thank you Eric
This my friend was very Funny!!! I can’t stop laughing!
I really like that..
I had a conversation recently with Santa about his slave labor and he wasn’t too happy with my questions. Funny post.
Be careful.. there are some pretty bad enforcers working for Santa.
Thanks. I’ll keep my eyes open and keep looking over my shoulder. Maybe they won’t catch up with me.
Haha, those are some serious charges 🙂
Indeed.. I think our Chimneys are safe from intrusions for a while.
haha…hey if you had to do that much work in one night you might take a nip as well…smiles…i do feel a bit bad for the elves…
I think it’s mulled whine to a large extent.,
😀 Was the red-nosed reindeer a partner in crime?
A drunk engine… even worse..
Very cute 🙂
🙂 thank you.
Ha ha ha!
Ho ho ho!
I guess all that milk & cookies takes a toll.
I think it does, it weighs heavy on his mind.
Ha ha 🙂
Ho Ho .-D
Drunk driving??? Say it isn’t so!
Super-fun take on the prompt. I knew Santa had a dark streak.
best,
MOV
I think it might be so..
Oh! The fraudulent Santa Claus. Well-penned. 🙂
-HA
I never trusted the guy,,, never
Glad to see that I’m not the only one who recognizes that Santa Claus has a hidden agenda.
No I noted that..
Hahahahaha, too good!
Love it.
Ho ho ho
Oh, that’s a whole lotta contraband! I think he can beat the drunk driving rap, though. Everybody knows Rudolph does all the driving.
So funny! Great one.
But Rudolph is even more drunk.. look at that red nose.
😀 Good point. They’ll have to haul him in for FUI (Flying Under the Influence). 😉
Oh my goodness. You just never know.
No, say it ain’t so. Lol.
Haha! Now you’ve got me looking at that innocent wikistock Santa photo and imagining him absolutely sloshed. 😉
Santa…he just couldn’t het past the 4th step…so funny and true B…you and Bryan Eyns play well together for this prompt:)
lol…too funny and so modern with all the Santa Bandits climbing up people’s windows, at least here in Italy! 😉
Hahaha You are SO on the naughty list now!
Yikes!Knew he had been at someone’s brandy;-)lol!Happy Holidays dear Bjorn-be naughty and enjoy:-)Will see you on 26th when I return from my school reunion.God bless
Don “Santa” Claus <—— LOVE it!
Santa's on the naughty list. Oh, the irony!
Looks like Santa got himself on the naughty list this year. haha
Were the little ones questioned? I suspect they are hiding him out somewhere, 🙂 cute writing.
Always question elderly, bearded men with a proclivity for creeping into the homes of young children under cover of night.