The Broccoli beast – Trifextra

With purple fur and orange feet
he’s hiding in your bowl of soup.
And if you try the food to eat
you’ll find it has a taste of poop

so please: eat sweets instead

Picture from Wikimedia Commons

Picture from Wikimedia Commons

Trifextra is asking us for 33 words on beasts in unusual places. Don’t let your kids read this terrible story.

October 25, 2013

35 responses to “The Broccoli beast – Trifextra

  1. Is this sponsored by the local dentist? 🙂

    (This reminds me- my older son had a substitute teacher who is also a local dentist… he’d give out lollipops as good behavior prizes. I joked that he probably had his name and number printed on the sticks!)

  2. I love broccoli, sprouts, cabbage, leeks, peas etc. Don’t get this thing kids have against green veg. Weird!

  3. there used to be a group called the digging dykes of decatur. It was a garden club. They got tired of the conflicts between vegans, vegetarians, carnivores, and omnivores. The new rule was that only sweets would be served at meetings.

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