Trifextra urge me to write a text containing an idiom. One idiom, I want to use several… Here you are. Happy giggling.
Picture from Wikimedia Commons
As a canine obsessed with details he wanted to be the tail wagging the dog, so when it had been raining cat and dogs, he lifted his leg:
“either urine or you’re out”
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March 29
Björn Rudbergs writings 
So funny and clever!
Thank you… have to admit it’s partly a recycled tweet
So bad it’s good. Made me giggle
One of these Groan puns I hope
Exactly
Did you actually search “pis” for that photo? lol. Groaning pun indeed 🙂
I searched at wikimedia common for peeing dog… It’s a statue in Brussels… where they also have the word famous peeing boy.
Clever. Bodily functions always send me into giggles.
G-R-O-A-N!
“either urine or you’re out” – ~groan~
Bad, but funny 🙂
Thanks for the smile…that was great.
Ha! Nice use of idioms – and that pun at the end is the cherry on top!
I loved it, all of it, the picture, the idioms, the silliness.
Groan or not, you blew me away with creativity (see what I dd there?) 🙂
Ha ha love this. Great one. Made me smile, and that’s really hard to do. 🙂
lol – loved it.
reminds me of one of my mother’s fave jokes about a “little old man and little old woman” who called the doctor in (it was back in the day when they still made house calls)
Doc comes in, sniffs and says “Is that urine I smell?”
Little old woman answers, “Nope, it’s hissen.”
badumTISH!
You’re a Bjorn comedian! Thanks for the good chuckle.
Cobbie your comment cracked me up. BR urine or out- ‘bloody’ brilliant!
Glad you liked it. However, I always tell my children not to make fun of anyone’s name and I did do that here. Sorry, Bjorn. No offense intended. Your post just seemed to spawn that sort of wise crack. 🙂
No offense at all I’m not a Bjorn killer 😉
And a pun to go with it! ha cute one (:
Left me smiling. Great take.
Thank you… A lttle smile now and then is good.
Thou jests today Mr Bjorn!
Leader of the pack, this one is! 😉
I love puns, and this contains some good ‘uns!
sometimes the doggeral gets to us all. Funny.
Hardy har har.
Made me smile & groan, both at the same time.
Great… 🙂 sounds good.
I never get tired of reading – talking – laughing anything related to pooping or peeing. So of course I enjoyed this!
Ha!ha!Loved the wordplay;-)
Groan. lol
btw, if you get tired of cats and dogs, my favorite is a frog-strangling gully washer.
Hah, made me laugh. Clever work, well done!