Just a little limerick I wrote earlier today on twitter.
once was a hungry old strumpet
went feasting on butter and crumpet
but eating too much
from softest a touch
with flatulence playing a trumpet
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February 6, 2013
Björn Rudbergs writings
Poetry and fiction by a physicist from the dark side
Björn Rudbergs writings 
Poor guy !!!
Or gal, strumpet is usually a woman, but there is probably a poor guy somewhere.
There once was a circle of strumpets
who’d gather for butter and crumpets
just to be rude
they’d lay in the nude
and diddle each other with trumpets!
Ha… long time since I wrote my original limerrick
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Love it!
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Ha ha ha! Niceone indeed 🙂