As vixen ladies hate to mate
and won’t a stinking zombie date.
Decaying limbs and rotting flesh
my putrid smell is far from fresh.
I need a strong deodorant,
and love becomes exuberant
Artist credit: Dan Duford from www.poisonedplayground.com
Trifextra this week is to write 33 words on the little swamp zombie above. Hope you can give him some dating advice.
Björn Rudbergs writings 
Maybe he should try zombie online dating sites…..
Zombie dating Services – where smell doesn’t matter 😉
Haha! So clever. That’ll require some mighty strong deodorant for this guy. Industrial strength for this guy.
Excellent description!! A good chuckle there – but good mastery of words..
Even with a good deodorant I don’t hold out much hope of him finding love!
A great take on the prompt Björn.
Haha….I love this!!
It may take more than a good deodorant and even, more than your excellent words, to help this zombie find a soulmate he won’t devour on the spot. Good take on the prompt, just the same. 🙂
Hahaha! I think he’s overreaching for the “vixen ladies”. 😉 Maybe he should aim closer to home.
LOL zombies need love too even if they smell eww
Hahaha.. this was superb! Poor fella, I do hope he finds a lady who’s willing to date him 🙂
A nose less lady (Voldemort-ish) maybe?
Ha.. that’s great
🙂
Ha Ha, I think he’ll need more than a deodorant 😉
Nothing quite so sad as a lovesick zombie. Nice take on the prompt! 🙂
Haha! Even a zombie needs love. Thanks for linking up with this laugh.
It takes a special kind to love a zombie.
Hehehe…hadn’t thought about the dating woes of zombies…until now 🙂
I’d totally date a zombie who could talk in verse. Great work!
Hahaha
Nice try!
lol
every pot needs a lid…even this zombie.
(One of my favorites of the weekend! I loved the giggle)
Bjorn!This is hilarious!Loved it:-)